Japanese
are one step closer to fucking a robot…
As we all know, scientists in Japan have been working
feverishly trying to create a robot capable of simulating
a human. The creepy, animatronic fuck doll was recently
revealed at the 2005 World Expo to a crowd of horny scientists.
It mimics breathing and can block an attempted slap. Yes,
that’s right… the great minds of our times
are trying to recreate a woman, just like in Weird Science.
Fans of the Real Doll should be quite pleased that the
robot is built from skin-like silicone and can flutter
it’s eyes. These robots are not for sale and are
at the cutting edge of new technology.
We should all breathe a sigh of relief as we realize that
no matter what, the Japanese will continue working day
and night to bring our soon-to-be, cruel and sadistic
robotic masters and overlords into reality. At which time,
the human race will be enslaved by their own brutal creations
to toil their lives away at the futile hope of a merciful
end to their existence, which ironically will happen by
some sort of pleasure robot fucking them to death.
Japanese
Robot Article
Prehistoric
Race War…
Apparently, Neanderthals and humans were at war over the
Middle East for thousands upon thousands of years. Am
I the only person that finds this interesting? Can you
imagine a fucking movie about the wars between Neanderthals
and Homo Sapiens? I’m ready to finance it now!
Throughout the tens of thousands of years of battle, control
of the area now known as the Middle East, passed hands
back and forth several times. Neanderthals are now thought
to have been much smarter than ever previously thought.
They were on par with humans for some time, until the
introduction of tools jettisoned humans into world dominance.
Every time I see that one hairy apelike guy at the beach
or pendulous-titted troll woman at Wal-Mart, I wonder
if the Neanderthal genes were just mixed into the human
gene pool through hot girl on Neanderthal fucking.
Check
out the Neanderthal war!
Wal-Mart
feels the heat…
The hatred for the mega-corporation Wal-Mart has been
at a slow boil for many years. It is finally reaching
its breaking point as people everywhere are uniting to
change the behemoth’s ways. Between using foreign
child labor forced at gunpoint, paying its employees jack
shit and overall acting like assholes, Wal-Mart has been
rubbing people the wrong way for years. Through its own
ability to come into small communities and destroy local
businesses and economies, Wal-Mart is well known as a
corporate evil. Their strong-armed negotiating tactics
and cutthroat business ethics have created many enemies.
Several groups are uniting together to get the chain to
change its business model. Understanding that not everyone
is rich and can afford to spend 10 fucking dollars for
a Fram oil filter instead of 2 at the ‘mart, their
plan is to ask people to spend as little as possible at
the store. Whenever possible, buy local and buy from the
little guy. There is a movie coming soon that documents
the bullshit that Wal-Mart has shoveled onto the average
joe since it first opened.
Here’s the movie’s site:
Wal-Mart the motherfucking
movie!
