The ghastly visage of the current US
fuck with the Penguin…
This past weekend, good old Dick Cheney, aka the Penguin,
punished an insubordinate underling on a hunting trip. When
the 78 year old lawyer rebuked Cheney's awkward sexual advances,
things turned ugly. After taking a long pull from his bottle
of Wild Turkey, Dick blasted his companion with a shotgun.
Luckily no one was killed.
The White House withheld the news of this
event for almost 24 hours, raising questions about Cheney's
sobriety at the time. It is almost impossible to imagine that
the American people haven't woken up to the utter corruption
and lack of moral compass of the current White House administration.
The Goddamned vice president is fucking shooting people!!
What's next? Do we need to see Bush run over a box of puppies
with a riding mower?
Cheney at a recent White House benefit
related news, this incident puts Cheney near the top of the
"most unlikeable people of all time" list, along
with Bill O'Reilly, Maury Povich and Barry Bonds.
These people look like they smell.
a waste of fucking energy…
Talk about no sense of humor! Those zany arabs are at it again!
A recent publication of several cartoon "strips"
have caused quite a stir on the arab street. The cartoons
portrayed some guy named Mohammed (I think he works at the
Seven-Eleven down the street) in a less than flattering way.
The people of the Middle East responded in their typical levelheaded
manner, they proceeded to riot and trample one another to
death over a fucking cartoon. Also, they have placed death
threats and offered money to people to assassinate anyone
remotely involved in creating or printing the cartoons. That's
right I said cartoons.
Who can blame them. I felt the same way when Kathy tried on
a bathing suit and screamed "There is no God!" as
weird sweat / tear things flew out of her eyes, and who can
forget the uproar over the Garfield gay marriage / beastiality
Spreadin' it for the infidels
Ladin's niece is a whore…
Osama Bin Ladin has a niece who wants to be a model! Her Uncle
is Osama. That is really fucked up. Can you even imagine being
related to someone like that? I'm sure her career will really
take off. I hear she's doing a shoot for a new line of bomb
accessories. I'm sure Uncle Osama blew a turbin when he heard
about her new career.
on Ms. Bin Ladin
Hobbits are real...
A recent discovery in Indonesia has unearthed a new creature
that strongly resembles a hobbit. The miniature "people"
were about 3 feet tall and hunted little pigs on the island.
The discovery sparked the imagination of many with the possibility
of some sick, twisted fantasy come to life.
more about it...
Contrary to popular belief, hobbits are
fucking gay as shit.