Call Jammer as Splatman/Loose Stain
Fallon as Splatgirl
Madison as Scatgirl/Fallina File
Tony Tedeschi as The Penguin
Tom Chapman as Max Prick
Tiffany Million as Alfrida the Manservant
Starring: Chrissy Ann
Mad Dad Dan
by: Mad Dad Dan
you have seen this movie you are definitely not in society's
upper crust. Although highly delightful because of it's
absurdity there's not a ton of high brow humor. On the
front cover your treated to the phrase that I believe
says "A lone dark figure spurts through the night."
Right away Splatman shows us his unique crime-fighting
abilities when he saves a young lady from rape. After
she's safe she's all too happy to repay Splatman by fucking
him. After he unloads on her face she asks him "Who
The reply ,"I'm Splatman."
It looks like Glossen City is gonna get cleaned up, but
Max Prick and the Pornguin got other plans. Plastic balls
with the letters FED ( Fertility Eradication Dissolution)
written on them in marker. The Feds take all the sexual
energy in the body and turn it into hosility and aggression.
Pure genius. From there on out it really starts to pick
up. Scatgirl and Alfrida the Manservant get together.
A little DP going on when Max Prick ,the Pornguin and
2 henchmen go after 2 sluts in Max's office. And Splatman
who's gotta meet his female equal and give her the usual
Splatman signature move.
I won't tell you anymore because it would definitely ruin
the movie for you. If you have seen or own this classic
then you are a lucky fan. If you hear your buddies or
anybody talking about it and you still haven't seen it
ask them if you can borrow it or maybe dub or something
else. It really doesn't matter how you watch it, just
watch it. I say this because it's very hard to get a hold
of but if you enjoy porn it is definitely worth the trouble.
August 8th, 2005