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Welcome to Defining Moment Online
demeaning the population since 2005


DMO wants you!
We're back at it again, tirelessly scheming. Meetings in the early morning hours have produced tense moments and heated discussions. Now DMO wants you. Starting now until Sept. 30, 2006 we are looking to add 2 staff members. We encourage all of our readers and non-readers to please enter. Here is all we are looking for:

3 or more submissions of any form of your prose work. Please include your name, a means of contact, and a short summary of yourself. This is not a pay position.

See our submission guidelines.

Fuel up your gas tank, fire up the old typer and try to form a complete sentence with whatever's left of your tv-numbed, ragged, drug addled brain!

Please send submissions to contact@definingmomentonline.com

This is Defining Moment.

Editors Note: Due to lack of funding and initiative, Defining Moment Online has been forced to take advertising dollars to quench its staff's unending thirst for top shelf bourbon, fine cigars, and strong drugs. We, however, will only accept ads from clients of the highest caliber and who we feel speak to the interests of our typical reader, as you will see when perusing the site. Yes... we sold out. If you have a problem with that then you can go fuck yourself.

Bring the Pain(Fresh from the Cortex):
Penn Jersey She-Devils Roller Derby
America the Beautiful
TV Round Up (Summer 2006)
Blood In Blood Out
Day of the Devil
Union Dead (Review)
wanna-be rolls royce town
Don't Change That Channel You Magnificent Bastard [2.17.06]
Clots in the Bloodstream
Thanx Fuck-Sticks and Merry Crapmas

Latest Articles
Penn Jersey She-Devils Rock and Roller Derby
These Wheels Are On Fire - Exclusive Coverage
Jonny O
America the Beautiful
We are cleaning it up folks...
el Commandante
TV Round Up (Summer 2006)
Check your brain at the door... It's the best of the worst!
Jonny O
Blood In Blood Out
The savage trial of the Aryan Brotherhood...
Jonny O
Day of the Devil
Tensions run high on the antichrist's birthday...
James
wanna-be rolls royce town
moving down the street and all you get are dirty looks...
el Commandante
Don't Change That Channel You Magnificent Bastard!!
A front row seat to Armageddon [Feb. 17th, 2006]
Jonny O
Clots in the Bloodstream
What a gloomy goddamned Christmas.…
Jonny O
Thanx Fuck-Sticks and Merry Crapmas
As the holidays enchroach, my heartfelt appreciation goes out…
Outpatient 8
eBay's Most Insane Auctions Yet!
Just when you thought Ebay couldn’t get any stranger…
Jenny
Boys on the Rhine
riddled by the dreaded…
el Commandante
Grand Opening of the Knotted Balloon
You are invited to the grand opening of THE KNOTTED BALLOON!
Valued Advertiser
Weekly Weird News
Is your local news source incapable of covering the hard-hitting stories you’ve been craving…
Jenny
Thank God For the Christians
I know I'm a little behind on this piece of news…
el Commandante
Sloe Gin, Tire Fires and the Big Easy
Goodbye old friend, you are not forgotten …
Jonny O
The Biggest Wastes of Money on eBay(Sept 7th, 2005)
Due to the fact that I am currently going through a painful rehabilitation process...
Jenny
Cookie Monster
...has been crushed by the mighty heel of the PC beast
Outpatient 8
Don't Change That Channel You Magnificent Bastard!!
A front row seat to Armageddon [Aug. 24th, 2005]
Jonny O
Back at my Desk
11:02 when that intoxicated coma rushed after me...
el Commandante
Don't Change That Channel You Magnificent Bastard!!
A front row seat to Armageddon [Aug. 5th, 2005]
Jonny O
You Get What You Pay For
As some of you may or may not know, I have a minor addiction to Ebay...
Jenny
The Best Little Whorehouse in Atlantic City
On a recent bachelor party in Atlantic City, New Jersey I found myself shitfaced...
BW
Thumbs Out - Reader Submission
The driver, H, did most of the talking on the ride...
M. Blake
eBay's Top 5 Most Pathetic Auctions
(July 14th 2005)
Never underestimate eBay’s willingness to promote...
Jenny
Don't Change That Channel You Magnificent Bastard!!
A front row seat to Armageddon [July 13th, 2005]
Jonny O
eBay's Top 5 Most Pathetic Auctions (July '05)
Ebay has become a scary place...
Jenny
Star Wars-o-rama!!!!! - SPECIAL EDITION
The Defining Moment Staff weighs in on the final episode of the Star Wars Saga!!! NEWLY UPDATED (6/30)!!!!
DM Staff
Pomp and Circumstance
Through it all I guess we all crave some sort of regiment...
Jonny O
Nude Zorro
Many folks prefer the fast-paced lifestyle of living in an overpopulated city...
Jenny
Beauty is Only Skin Deep
As Defining Moment’s resident “guinea pig” for testing new products...
Jenny
Screwdriver Heaven...
deliverance from the everyday grind...
el Commandante
A Better Life...
Know this sons and daughters of humankind...
Outpatient 8
Bad Omens on the Road to Oblivion
I live in the drinkinest town around...
Jonny O
Whores Of The Empire
The waters seem so calm now, but something leaves...
Jonny O
Equal Opportunity Attitude Adjuster
Are you interested in uninteresting places or turned on by seedy people ...
Outpatient 8
A Dazzling White Smile?
I'm not an overly superficial person, but after ten years of hardcore...
Jenny
Flagship Staff Meeting
And here I sit, another stupid bastard waiting for the sun to come up...
Jonny O
Freedom From Responsibility
"8 killed in protests over charges of desecration" ...
Outpatient 8
Mortuary Blues
black and white life is what moves here...
el Commandante
JESUS CHRIST!
No wonder I'm an agnostic...
Outpatient 8
Crime of the Century
If you ask anyone you come across in your day to day travels most...
B.W.
Assorted Poems
instead i threw it into gear passed over all the angels...
el Commandante
Torpescence
Bring thee forth your strained muscles, Your tired minds, strained wallets...
Outpatient8
 


Latest Reviews
The Union Dead
Blistering rock and roll from the city of brotherly love...
Jonny O
Serenity
Serenity has dethroned Star Wars in my book...
Outpatient8
The Ring Two
Allow me to begin by first stating that the true horror of this movie is the shame I feel for renting it....
Jenny
Bad News Bears (Reader Submission)
The only thing I could think about while waiting for this movie to start...
tss
The Devil's Rejects
Holy shit! This movie is fucking brutal! ...
Jonny O
SplatMan
If you have seen this movie you are definitely not in society's upper crust...
el Commandante
She's Too Young (Lifetime movie of the Week)
“She’s Too Young” is a hilariously unrealistic movie, clearly created to show parents the dark side of their teenager’s high school lives...
Jenny
Crash
Before viewing the movie “Crash”, I knew very little about it, yet had read decent reviews...
Jenny
Motorcycle Diaries
This movie is based off of the journals of Alberto Granado and Ernesto "Che" Guevara...
el Commandante
Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the EOTW
This original, fast paced book is written by best selling novelist, Haruki Murakami, and is set in futuristic Tokyo...
Jenny
Brown Bunny
How do you turn a five-minute porn flick into a controversial hour and a half...
Jenny
Cherry St. Tavern Review
A cool little joint within walking distance of the Art Museum...
Outpatient 8
Darkness Review
For starters, I’ll give all the “positive aspects” of this movie...
Jenny
Banger Sisters
Are you an old whore? Need reassurance that your pathetic life as a slut is...
Jonny O
DaVinci Code Review
By no standards can this book be called a literary work...
Outpatient 8
Corporate Warriors Review
This book is a well written and extensively researched study into...
BW
Alone in the Dark
My wife wanted to see this travesty because it had Slater and Dorf in it...
Outpatient 8
Social Distortion
I had reservations about this one....
Jonny O