Welcome to Defining Moment Online
demeaning the population since 2005 |
DMO
wants you!
We're back at it again, tirelessly scheming. Meetings in the
early morning hours have produced tense moments and heated
discussions. Now DMO wants you. Starting now until Sept. 30,
2006 we are looking to add 2 staff members. We encourage all
of our readers and non-readers to please enter. Here is all
we are looking for:
3 or more submissions of any form of your prose work. Please
include your name, a means of contact, and a short summary
of yourself. This is not a pay position.
See our submission guidelines.
Fuel up your gas tank, fire up the old typer
and try to form a complete sentence with whatever's left of
your tv-numbed, ragged, drug addled brain!
Please
send submissions to contact@definingmomentonline.com
This is Defining Moment.
Editors
Note: Due to lack of funding and initiative,
Defining Moment Online has been forced to take advertising
dollars to quench its staff's unending thirst for top
shelf bourbon, fine cigars, and strong drugs. We, however,
will only accept ads from clients of the highest caliber
and who we feel speak to the interests of our typical
reader, as you will see when perusing the site. Yes...
we sold out. If you have a problem with that then you
can go fuck yourself.
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