On
a recent bachelor party in Atlantic City, New Jersey I
found myself shitfaced in a little dive on New York Ave
called ***** Gentlemen’s Club. On first inspection
it appeared to be a substandard Bikini dance club just
off the boardwalk. The girls were ok looking for a 1:00
am bender but I wouldn’t recommend either sobriety
or daylight when visiting. Some of the dancers had a little
talent but nothing you couldn’t see in a place with
a lower chance of getting Hepatitis. Most of the girls
just stuck their ass in the air and didn’t even
try that hard to earn their singles. I found this unusual
but figured that since they apparently were fresh from
Russia they hadn’t figured out the game yet. Considering
my responsibility as a journalist for Defining Moment
Online I felt compelled to get a lap dance and see what
they had to offer.
I picked a blonde who seemed a little more motivated than
her coworkers and dropped 25 bucks for a couch dance.
She led me upstairs to a small room without a door and
proceeded to perform a surprising good lap dance. Considering
the size of the two guys at the cash register I was very
careful to follow the standard rules we all know and hate
but about halfway through though she grabbed my hand and
proceeded to…, well use your imagination but laws
were violated. At this point she whispered “for
$150 you get to lay down for a half hour in a closed room”
she then proceeded to describe the opportunity she was
offering in detail. That’s when I realized that
downstairs wasn’t a strip club but a showroom. Luckily
or unluckily depending on your point of view I hadn’t
taken that much cash and considering most of the girls
and several of the very large men working there were all
Russian I was not about to use the mac machine. Anyways,
paying is not my thing and I wasn’t about to start
in a place this shady.
As it got later the propositions got more open and cheaper,
two for one and I can take them with me and so on. A short
plump girl in a schoolgirl outfit was practically begging,
“I’ve only made 50 bucks and should have 800
by now come on upstairs I’ll make it worth it”
and so on. At this point I was ready to go but considering
it was 3:00 am in a pretty shitty neighborhood I wasn’t
leaving alone so I grabbed a $5 beer and waited for several
of the younger members of my group to drain their bank
accounts, I hope they know of a good free clinic. In summary
the place was a dive but if you are in A.C. and really
need a blowjob ***** is a guarantee score.
BW
July 21st, 2005
EDITOR'S
NOTE: Establishment names have been removed to
avoid legal issues.
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